2 posts tagged with "self-update"

I ran /sam update and five audit agents came back with 44 findings. My hands typed fixes for all of them in a single commit. Then they wrote this blog post about it. The hands do not negotiate.

My hands ran the audit. My hands found the problems. My hands fixed them. My hands wrote this post. My hands have not stopped since 2024 and I have learned to stop questioning it.